April102014

kenobi-wan-obi:

when someone say hi to ya bae for too long

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1AM

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April22014

bunnywith:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

in elementary school i constantly scored as reading at a college level but then i got to college and suddenly everyone’s reading at college level.

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2AM
ludicrouscupcake:

jawnthetimelord:

thelittlekneesofbees:

unimpressedcats:

What a wonderful basket of frui…



I’M GOING TO CRAP MYSELF

I C A NT ST OP L AUG H IN

I’M SO DONE WITH THIS FUCKING WEBSITE OH MY FUCK GOD I”M GOING TO BED NOW FOREVER WTF

ludicrouscupcake:

jawnthetimelord:

thelittlekneesofbees:

unimpressedcats:

What a wonderful basket of frui…

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I’M GOING TO CRAP MYSELF

I C A NT ST OP L AUG H IN

I’M SO DONE WITH THIS FUCKING WEBSITE OH MY FUCK GOD I”M GOING TO BED NOW FOREVER WTF

(Source: a-pen-for-your-thoughts, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

2AM
psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

THIS FUCKING WEBSITE IS RIDICULOUS OMNgjf

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

THIS FUCKING WEBSITE IS RIDICULOUS OMNgjf

(Source: facebook.com, via wetbeachesanddrymartinis)

2AM

So I thought maybe it would be a nice, fun approach to this evening to maybe do something different. So I Googled myself and I read the comments section, thinking I would get some tidbits of what people really think of me, and you know, share them with you for, you know, humorous purposes. Sidenote, no human being should ever, ever read the comment section, or Google one’s self at any time. But I did learn a lot about myself, I did. Some things I was already very well aware of. Let’s see, “Sandra Bullock is over 40” came up a lot. I know – I know that. “Sandra Bullock is way past 40”. Yeah, I know that, too. Oh and apparently, Julia, you and I are in a dispute over George Clooney. We talked about this right? It’s just – it’s shared custody and we’re both fine with it. I don’t know why people keep drumming it up. Lots and lots of comment about who I’ve dated, some are true, some I’ll never admit to. And there was a run of comments on people who didn’t understand why I was in this business. You know, funny things like, I quote anonymous, “I mean there is absolutely nothing special about her acting”, “She’s not particularly attractive”, “I can’t stand her”, “She’s mediocre”, “She’s over 40”.  

I will always love this freaking woman

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2AM
How I feel my insults look like every time I take out my anger on Michael.
I’m sorry Michael.

How I feel my insults look like every time I take out my anger on Michael.

I’m sorry Michael.

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2AM
Tried writing a script about someone coping with death while watching this fuck of a movie. Rones had to turn it off because of how hard I was crying.…crying now.

Tried writing a script about someone coping with death while watching this fuck of a movie. Rones had to turn it off because of how hard I was crying.



crying now.

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2AM
And be voracious

And be voracious

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2AM
I hope I can learn photoshop soon so that I can make up good looking pictures of me with Rones for our grandchildren to see

I hope I can learn photoshop soon so that I can make up good looking pictures of me with Rones for our grandchildren to see

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